PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Wed, Sep 30, 2026
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Hunter Nin Taiga has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Hunter Nin Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Hunter Nin Taiga had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Young Hinata which lead to a fatal development.
"Why didn't I become a successful doctor like my father suggested?" wonders Hunter Nin Taiga aloud.

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Hunter Nin Taiga has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Jounin Hoth survived an encounter with the local ANBU in the woods of Kirigakure.

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin Hoth went into Orochimaru's former hideout and never came out.

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Jounin Hoth has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Jounin Hoth was beaten to a pulp for peeking by half-naked ladies!

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Jounin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin DDjinn had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Young Hinata which lead to a fatal development.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Jounin DDjinn.

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Taiga has earned the title Hunter Nin for having slain Orochimaru 14 times!

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Hunter Nin Taiga has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Hunter Nin Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Kakuzu slapped Hunter Nin Taiga senseless in the forest with his own Unicorn Blood-Forged Scimitars !
Kakuzu looks at Hunter Nin Taiga's Unicorn Blood-Forged Scimitars, "Isn't this for academy students?"

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