PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20


News for Thu, Oct 1, 2026
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がらん の Gabimaru did fall before Kidomaru in the forest.
Kidomaru was heard to say, "This Tiny Needle that がらん の Gabimaru had will make a great toothpick"

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がらん の Gabimaru has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin ALMinato was defeated while attacking Il Duce, JadedJustice as they were sleeping in their Dwelling.
"I must not be as sturdy as I thought...!" Chuunin ALMinato concedes.

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Chuunin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin ALMinato has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Savage Arashi.
"You know, you really shouldn't have a Wolfmaster's Kunai unless you know how to use it," suggested Savage Arashi.

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Gabimaru has earned the title Hokage for having slain Orochimaru 70 times!

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がらん の Gabimaru has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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がらん の Gabimaru offered 25,000 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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がらん の Gabimaru aligned with nature at the Toads of the Toad Temple.

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がらん の Gabimaru has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin Hoth has been defeated in the forest by Kazekage Gaara.
Kazekage Gaara is giggling while Jounin Hoth lies on the ground, "Oh well, Dragon Soldier's Wakizashi? My mommy had those in the kitchen too!"

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin Hoth has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Savage Third Hokage.
"Come back when you learn how to fight," Savage Third Hokage scoffs.

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Jounin Hoth was seen splashing around in the town fountain!

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Hunter Nin Taiga has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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