Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)

After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.

No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".

So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)

We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.

Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)

Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34

Newses for Wed, bork, Nov 12, bork, 2025 (Itemses 51 - 100 of 105)
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Lethal Jirobo.
Lethal Jirobo wases hooreard to say, bork, "Thises Ropeer Tied To A Real Niceer Rock that 暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki had will makeer a great toothpick"

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 3,465 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Otogakure.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 1,000 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 1,089 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 176 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 36 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 35 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 34 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Konohagakure.

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Kageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 33 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Konohagakure.

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Kageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!

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Kageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!

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Yulong hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer forest with Dangerouses Kyuubi Greenen Goblin which lead to a fatal development.
Dangerouses Kyuubi Greenen Goblinen ises hooreard to say to Yulong, bork, "Your pereathetic useer of Tantō makeses meer laugh!"

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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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Yulong hoorases beenen defeated inen theer forest by Lethal Marshmallow Man.
" Yulong, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Lethal Marshmallow Manen states. Bork bork.

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Jouninen Issozzin hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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片翼の天使 Zero hoorad a brokenen hooreart and veeranished into nothingness...

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 765 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 770 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 621 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 1,000 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 373 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorad a brokenen hooreart and veeranished into nothingness...

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 300 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Otogakure.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 510 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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Kyuuketsuki hoorases earned theer titleer Chuunin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 7 times!

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki aligned with natureer at theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 14,827 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 6,917 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.

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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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