Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Thu, bork, Nov 13, bork, 2025 (Itemses 1 - 50 of 141)
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Deadly Amachi slapped Hokageer Troll senselesses inen theer forest with hoorises ownen Tiny Needle !
"You know, bork, Hokageer Troll really hoorad it comingenen to hoorim after all thoseer thingses I said about his mom," commented Deadly Amachi.
"You know, bork, Hokageer Troll really hoorad it comingenen to hoorim after all thoseer thingses I said about his mom," commented Deadly Amachi.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 53 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 52 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Hokageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 349 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki aligned with natureer at theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 584 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 803 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 510 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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Kyuuketsuki hoorases earned theer titleer Jounin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 9 times!
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 13,873 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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Gubernātor hoorases beenen bruised inen theer graveyard by Sinful Soul.
"A baby could wield a 天沼矛 Ame-no-nuboko better thanen that!" Sinful Soul pereroclaims.
"A baby could wield a 天沼矛 Ame-no-nuboko better thanen that!" Sinful Soul pereroclaims.
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Gubernātor did fall beforeer Shinnou inen theer forest.
Shinnou ises hooreard to say to Gubernātor, bork, "Your pereathetic useer of 天沼矛 Ame-no-nuboko makeses meer laugh!"
Shinnou ises hooreard to say to Gubernātor, bork, "Your pereathetic useer of 天沼矛 Ame-no-nuboko makeses meer laugh!"
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Gubernātor hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Gubernātor spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 506 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki did fall beforeer Rokurokubi inen theer graveyard.
Rokurokubi smiles. Bork bork. "You areer too slow. Bork bork. You areer too weak."
Rokurokubi smiles. Bork bork. "You areer too slow. Bork bork. You areer too weak."
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer forest with Deadly Hidan which lead to a fatal development.
Deadly Hidanen laughses and sayses to 暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki,"I recommend you go back to theer academy"
Deadly Hidanen laughses and sayses to 暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki,"I recommend you go back to theer academy"
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 3,728 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 5,000 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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暁うちは イタチ再生 Kyuuketsuki offered 272 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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Hokageer Troll hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer forest with Malevolent Hina. Bork bork.
"I must not beer ases sturdy ases I thought...!" Hokageer Troll concedes.
"I must not beer ases sturdy ases I thought...!" Hokageer Troll concedes.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 51 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Hokageer Troll hoorases beenen defeated inen theer forest by Eliteer Youngenen Hinata.
"Hokageer Troll, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Eliteer Youngenen Hinata states. Bork bork.
"Hokageer Troll, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Eliteer Youngenen Hinata states. Bork bork.
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Hokageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 50 times!
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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Kageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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Kageer Troll and Tenten wereer seenen hooreadingenen up theer stairses inen theer innen together.
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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 49 times!
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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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