Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)

After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.

No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".

So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)

We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.

Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)

Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34

Newses for Fri, bork, Nov 14, bork, 2025 (Itemses 151 - 165 of 165)
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Hokageer Troll hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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Theer body of Hokageer Troll wases found lyingenen inen anen empty clearing.

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Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.

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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Hokageer Troll and Tenten wereer seenen hooreadingenen up theer stairses inen theer innen together.

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Hokageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!

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Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 54 times!

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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Hokageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Hokageer Troll and Tenten wereer seenen hooreadingenen up theer stairses inen theer innen together.

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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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