PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Fri, Aug 7, 2026
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Kind-hearted Anbu Captain Taiga gave a gem to a needy old beggar!

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Chuunin Kyoshika has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin Kyoshika had a fatal encounter in the graveyard with Something Inside A Body Bag.
"I'm really going to enjoy this new Noble's Tantou that Chuunin Kyoshika had," exclaimed Something Inside A Body Bag.

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Chuunin Kyoshika had a fatal encounter in the forest with Shukaku Gaara.
Shukaku Gaara asks,"Since when has Noble's Tantou been so pathetic?"

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ブレードマスターTuri has earned the title Kage for having slain Orochimaru 34 times!

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剣聖 ブレードマスターTuri has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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剣聖 ブレードマスターTuri has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Anbu Captain Taiga offered 50 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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Itachi slapped Chuunin Kyoshika senseless in the forest with her own Enchanted Elfgold Tantou !
Itachi was overheard saying, "her Enchanted Elfgold Tantou was no match for my Sharingan!"

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Chuunin Kyoshika has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin Kyoshika encountered strange powers in the forest, and was not seen again.

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Time Lord Hyuga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Time Lord Hyuga did fall before Neji in the forest.
Time Lord Hyuga screams, "What was I thinking?"

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#1 Slacker vaulting got roughed up by Hanzaki and his cronies for having little of value.

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#1 Slacker vaulting was reborn!

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vaulting has earned the title Hokage for having slain Orochimaru 80 times!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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#1 Slacker vaulting spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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#1 Slacker vaulting spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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Gabimaru has earned the title Hokage for having slain Orochimaru 51 times!

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がらん の Gabimaru has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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がらん の Gabimaru offered 25,000 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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がらん の Gabimaru aligned with nature at the Toads of the Toad Temple.

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がらん の Gabimaru has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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がらん の Gabimaru has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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がらん の Gabimaru has been defeated in the forest by Deadly Kankuro.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails がらん の Gabimaru.

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がらん の Gabimaru has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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がらん の Gabimaru survived an encounter with the local ANBU in the woods of Kirigakure.

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がらん の Gabimaru has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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がらん の Gabimaru was seen splashing around in the town fountain!

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Anbu Captain Taiga had their future foretold by the honourable giant Toad of the Toads of the Toad Temple.

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Anbu Captain Taiga offered 300 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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Anbu Captain Taiga has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Anbu Captain Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Anbu Captain Taiga has been slain while attacking Scyth in the fields of Jiseigakure.
 Scyth is heard to say to Anbu Captain Taiga, "I guess my cuteness is too much for you, Anbu Captain Taiga!"

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