PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Fri, Sep 11, 2026
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Uchiha Sasuke has slain the Chipmunk Boss, and earned a great reward.

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Uchiha Sasuke has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Uchiha Sasuke survived an encounter with the local ANBU in the woods of Kirigakure.

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Uchiha Sasuke spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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Asu has earned the title Anbu for having slain Orochimaru 16 times!

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Hunter Nin Asu has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Hunter Nin Asu defeated Uchiha Madara in fair combat in the fields of Konohagakure.

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Hunter Nin Asu has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Hunter Nin Asu has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Hunter Nin Asu survived an encounter with Ero-Sennin.

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Hunter Nin Asu has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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#1 Slacker vaulting has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Nara Shikaku.
Nara Shikaku sighs, "Next time stop and think about it, before you challenge me"

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#1 Slacker vaulting has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Genin DDjinn defeated Chuunin Kyoshika in fair combat in the fields of Kumogakure.

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Genin DDjinn defeated Academy Student Suzu in fair combat in the fields of Jiseigakure.

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Hokage Taiga defeated ϟFlash Goddessϟ Yoruichi in fair combat in the fields of Konohagakure.

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Genin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Genin DDjinn has been defeated in the forest by Young Shikamaru.
"Why didn't I become a successful doctor like my father suggested?" wonders Genin DDjinn aloud.

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Uchiha Itachi has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Masked Watari Shinobi.
Masked Watari Shinobi snatches Uchiha Itachi's 永遠の万華鏡写輪眼, " I wonder how much I could get for this..."

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Uchiha Itachi has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Uchiha Itachi had a broken heart and vanished into nothingness...

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Issozzin has earned the title Hokage for having slain Orochimaru 68 times!

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Hokage Issozzin has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Academy Student Suzu challenged Hanzaki and his band of thieves, but was no match for the rogues!
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Hanzaki's Thieves," Academy Student Suzu exclaims.

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DDjinn has earned the title Genin for having slain Orochimaru 2 times!

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Genin DDjinn has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Academy Student ALMinato has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Doto.
"I'm really going to enjoy this new Truesplendor Tantou that Academy Student ALMinato had," exclaimed Doto.

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Academy Student ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Academy Student ALMinato had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Kimimaro which lead to a fatal development.
"Aah, so that's what Cursed Seal of Earth is for!" exclaimed Kimimaro

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Academy Student ALMinato has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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