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Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Mon, Oct 19, 2026
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Uzumaki Kaede has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Uzumaki Kaede did fall before Blinded Dead in the graveyard.
Blinded Dead is giggling while Uzumaki Kaede lies on the ground, "Oh well, Orochimaru's War Hammer? My mommy had those in the kitchen too!"

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Uzumaki Kaede has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Hyuuga Hiashi.
"It appears you still need to grow, Uzumaki Kaede!" states Hyuuga Hiashi.

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Anbu Captain Taiga has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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DDjinn has earned the title Hunter Nin for having slain Orochimaru 15 times!

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Hunter Nin DDjinn has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Hunter Nin DDjinn offered 486 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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Bandō Mizoguchi was killed by ANBU members in the woods of Iwagakure.

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Anbu Captain ElMaligno has been mauled to death by gold hungry Chipmunks.

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Anbu Captain ElMaligno spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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Hunter Nin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Hunter Nin ALMinato has been slain while attacking Akiyama 蝮 Kaori in the fields of Kirigakure.
"My ego can't take much more of this bruising!" exclaims Hunter Nin ALMinato.

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Hunter Nin ALMinato defeated Jounin Hoth in fair combat in the fields of Kirigakure.

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Hunter Nin ALMinato has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Hunter Nin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Hunter Nin DDjinn had a fatal misunderstanding in the graveyard with Old Female Demon which lead to a fatal development.
Old Female Demon is heard to say to Hunter Nin DDjinn, "Your pathetic use of Unicorn Blood-Forged Scimitars makes me laugh!"

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Hunter Nin DDjinn was last seen aboard a small boat.

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