PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Sat, Sep 26, 2026 (Items 1 - 50 of 100)
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vaulting has earned the title Kage for having slain Orochimaru 48 times!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Malevolent Kazekage Gaara slapped Jounin Hoth senseless in the forest with his own Noble's Tantou !
"Aah, so that's what Sand of the Desert is for!" exclaimed Malevolent Kazekage Gaara

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Chuunin DDjinn has somehow survived a failed plunder at the dwelling 'Great Jura Forest'!

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The body of Chuunin Taiga was found in the woods, stripped of all gold and with dark symbols drawn upon it.

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Chuunin Taiga has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Chuunin Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin Taiga has been slain while attacking Jounin Fuzaken in the fields of Kirigakure.
"You lack hatred, young one. Perhaps the future?" suggested Jounin Fuzaken.

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Chuunin Taiga has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Chuunin Taiga hunted for Darkmaster Pengu evil penguins, and gained a huge reward for defeating them!

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Chuunin Taiga has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Chuunin Taiga has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Taiga has earned the title Chuunin for having slain Orochimaru 6 times!

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Chuunin Taiga has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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#1 Slacker vaulting has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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#1 Slacker vaulting spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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#1 Slacker vaulting spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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#1 Slacker vaulting stopped the plans of Stonewall Jackson.

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#1 Slacker vaulting was beaten to a pulp for peeking by half-naked ladies!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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#1 Slacker vaulting spent a few hours pleasantly conversing with Hinata in the woods.

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Academy Student SkimBeeble defeated Academy Student KazuoMinabuchi in fair combat in the fields of Kumogakure.

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#1 Slacker vaulting has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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#1 Slacker vaulting has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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vaulting has earned the title Kage for having slain Orochimaru 47 times!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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#1 Slacker vaulting has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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#1 Slacker vaulting has been slain when he encountered Orochimaru!!! His bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
"Oh man! I didn't think you had it in you, Orochimaru," #1 Slacker vaulting exclaims.

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Jounin Hoth was seen splashing around in the town fountain!

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Chuunin Taiga defeated Morningstar Lucifer in fair combat in the fields of Konohagakure.

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Chuunin Taiga has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Taiga has earned the title Chuunin for having slain Orochimaru 5 times!

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Chuunin Taiga has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Chuunin ALMinato tried to break into the Inn, and was caught by Ichiraku.

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Chuunin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Chuunin ALMinato has been slain while attacking Akiyama 蝮 Kaori in the fields of Kirigakure.
Akiyama 蝮 Kaori is heard to say to Chuunin ALMinato, "I guess my cuteness is too much for you, Chuunin ALMinato!"

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Chuunin ALMinato has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kákàshï encountered strange powers in the forest, and was not seen again.

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Kákàshï has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kákàshï was beaten to a pulp for peeking by half-naked ladies!

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Kákàshï has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Kákàshï survived an encounter with Mistress Temari and ANBU members in the woods of Kirigakure.

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Kákàshï has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Kákàshï has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Kákàshï has earned the title Kage for having slain Orochimaru 34 times!

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