PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Tue, Oct 6, 2026
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Academy Student Sakura has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Academy Student Sakura has been slain while attacking Ka no Darkshinobi in the fields of Kirigakure.
"Well isn't that a kick in the crotch?!" Academy Student Sakura observes.

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Anbu Taiga has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Jounin DDjinn was seen splashing around in the town fountain!

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Jounin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin DDjinn had a fatal encounter in the forest with Giant Poisonous Spider.
Giant Poisonous Spider sighs, "Next time stop and think about it, before you challenge me"

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DDjinn has earned the title Jounin for having slain Orochimaru 9 times!

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Jounin DDjinn has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Jounin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin ALMinato had a broken heart and vanished into nothingness...

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ALMinato has earned the title Jounin for having slain Orochimaru 8 times!

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Chuunin ALMinato has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Anbu Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Taiga has earned the title Anbu for having slain Orochimaru 16 times!

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Hunter Nin Taiga has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Jounin DDjinn had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Tsunade which lead to a fatal development.
"Watch your back, Tsunade, I am coming for you!" Jounin DDjinn warns.

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