PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Mon, May 4, 2026
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悪霊 ArdatBlack has been slain when she encountered Orochimaru!!! Her bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before.
Orochimaru was heard to say, "This Kuroshibari that 悪霊 ArdatBlack had will make a great toothpick"

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Issozzin has earned the title Hokage for having slain Orochimaru 59 times!

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Hokage Issozzin has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Hokage Issozzin aligned with nature at the Toads of the Toad Temple.

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Hokage Issozzin offered 25,000 gold to the Toads of the Toad Temple and was blessed for their generosity.

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Yulong had a fatal encounter in the graveyard with Dead Seaman.
Yulong bangs his head against a stone..."Stupid, stupid, stupid!" he was heard to say.

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Academy Student Gabimaru has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Academy Student Gabimaru has been defeated in the forest by Yuura.
"It appears you still need to grow, Academy Student Gabimaru!" states Yuura.

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Yulong has been mauled to death by gold hungry Chipmunks.

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