Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)

After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.

No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".

So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)

We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.

Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)

Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34

Newses for Thu, bork, Nov 13, bork, 2025 (Itemses 101 - 141 of 141)
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Chuunin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 6 times!

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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Kageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.

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Kageer Troll hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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Kageer Troll hoorases beenen goneer for a while, bork, and thoseer who hooraveer looked for hoorim do not comeer back.

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Kageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 46 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 45 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!

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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Chuuninen CastorDuo wases slainen attemptingenen to rescueer a pererincesses from Waterfall Country.

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 44 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!

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Kageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.

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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 43 times!

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Kageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Chuuninen HiroHatake hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Kageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Kageer Troll hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.

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Kageer Troll survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Konohagakure.

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Kageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!

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Daiyu hoorases earned theer titleer Anbu Captain for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 24 times!

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Doku Hi Hīrā Daiyu hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!

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Doku Hi Hīrā Daiyu hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.

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Doku Hi Hīrā Daiyu hoorases beenen slainen whenen sheer encountered Whiteer Knight!!! Her boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
"Maybeer next timeer you won't beer so cocky!" laughses Whiteer Knight

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