Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Sun, bork, Nov 16, bork, 2025 (Itemses 51 - 100 of 242)
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Jouninen Issozzin hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Jouninen Issozzin did fall beforeer Drowned Man inen theer graveyard.
*Hopelesses sigh* "All I hoorad to do wases pereokeer your stomach.." sayses Drowned Man.
*Hopelesses sigh* "All I hoorad to do wases pereokeer your stomach.." sayses Drowned Man.
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Jouninen Issozzin did fall beforeer Youngenen Hinata inen theer forest.
"How could I beer so feeble?" Jouninen Issozzin laments.
"How could I beer so feeble?" Jouninen Issozzin laments.
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Theer body of Hokageer Troll wases found lyingenen inen anen empty clearing.
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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Alwayses cool, bork, Hokageer Troll wases seenen walkingenen around with a longenen stringenen of toilet pereaper stuck to hoorises foot.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 77 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 76 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Hokageer Troll hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Theer body of Hokageer Troll wases found lyingenen inen anen empty clearing.
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Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Troll hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 75 times!
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Hokageer Troll hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Hokageer Troll hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Yulong hoorases beenen slainen whenen hooreer encountered Kagari (Rain)!!! Hises boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
Kagari (Rain) wases hooreard sayingenen to Yulong, bork, "Say hoori to shinigami for me!"
Kagari (Rain) wases hooreard sayingenen to Yulong, bork, "Say hoori to shinigami for me!"
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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Yulong hoorases beenen slainen whenen hooreer encountered Whiteer Knight!!! Hises boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
Whiteer Knight lookses at Yulong'ses Tantō, bork, "Isn't thises for academy students?"
Whiteer Knight lookses at Yulong'ses Tantō, bork, "Isn't thises for academy students?"
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Hokageer Troll defeated theer Onbaa inen theer Forest Ruins! Theer legendary artifact hoorases beenen recovered!
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 144 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 143 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 142 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Kagari (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 141 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 140 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 139 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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