PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20


News for Sun, Oct 11, 2026
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Jounin ALMinato has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Malignant Fourth Kazekage.
"Why didn't I become a successful doctor like my father suggested?" wonders Jounin ALMinato aloud.

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Anbu Taiga has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Anbu Taiga has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Taiga has earned the title Anbu for having slain Orochimaru 19 times!

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Anbu Taiga has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Uzumaki Kaede has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Uzumaki Kaede did fall before Restless Souls in the graveyard.
"My ego can't take much more of this bruising!" exclaims Uzumaki Kaede.

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Uzumaki Kaede has been mauled to death by gold hungry Chipmunks.

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Uzumaki Kaede has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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DDjinn has earned the title Jounin for having slain Orochimaru 11 times!

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Kyuubi DDjinn has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Malignant Demon of the Hidden Mist slapped Jounin ALMinato senseless in the forest with his own Dragon Soldier's Wakizashi !
"Why didn't I become a successful doctor like my father suggested?" wonders Jounin ALMinato aloud.

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Mizore slapped Jounin Hoth senseless in the forest with his own Barbarian's Sword !
*Hopeless sigh* "All I had to do was poke your stomach.." says Mizore.

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin Hoth has been slammed into the ground in the forest by Kidomaru.
"Aah, so that's what Curse Seal is for!" exclaimed Kidomaru

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Jounin Hoth survived an encounter with the local ANBU in the woods of Kirigakure.

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Jounin Hoth has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Ranke slapped Jounin Hoth senseless in the forest with his own Barbarian's Sword !
"You are dishonorable, Ranke!" Jounin Hoth cries.

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Jounin DDjinn has beaten a couple of bounty hunters.

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Jounin DDjinn was seen splashing around in the town fountain!

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Jounin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin DDjinn did fall before Haunted Lantern in the graveyard.
"Even Sakura can't help you now, Jounin DDjinn!" chides Haunted Lantern.

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Jounin DDjinn has been defeated in the forest by Third Hokage.
"It appears you still need to grow, Jounin DDjinn!" states Third Hokage.

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