PHP Vulnerabilities

Hi there
Another post, current events:
The PHP versions we use are updated and don't have the currently discussed vulnerability anymore. Also there have been no break-ins recorded in the time from public note to Ubuntu fix. <3
You're safe.
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-10-22 07:36:20

News for Tue, Oct 13, 2026
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Anbu Taiga has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Anbu Taiga had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Miroku which lead to a fatal development.
"You lack hatred, young one. Perhaps the future?" suggested Miroku.

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Hunter Nin DDjinn has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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DDjinn has earned the title Hunter Nin for having slain Orochimaru 12 times!

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Jounin DDjinn has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Academy Student srabon had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Ferocious Dog which lead to a fatal development.
"Academy Student srabon, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Ferocious Dog states.

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Uzumaki Kaede has found a path to Orochimaru's former hideout!

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Uzumaki Kaede has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Uzumaki Kaede had a fatal misunderstanding in the forest with Flying Leech which lead to a fatal development.
Uzumaki Kaede bangs her head against a stone..."Stupid, stupid, stupid!" she was heard to say.

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Kaede has earned the title Sannin for having slain Orochimaru 27 times!

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Uzumaki Kaede has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Jounin ALMinato has slain Kabuto, and saved the entire Earth Country from death and destruction.

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Jounin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin ALMinato has been slain while attacking Harue in the fields of Iwagakure.
"I'm really going to enjoy this new Steel Wakizashi that Jounin ALMinato had," exclaimed Harue.

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Jounin ALMinato hunted for Darkmaster Pengu evil penguins, and gained a huge reward for defeating them!

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ALMinato has earned the title Jounin for having slain Orochimaru 11 times!

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Jounin ALMinato has slain the hideous creature known as Orochimaru. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Jounin ALMinato has been resurrected by Shinigami.

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Jounin ALMinato had a fatal encounter in the forest with Deidara.
Jounin ALMinato bangs his head against a stone..."Stupid, stupid, stupid!" he was heard to say.

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Academy Student Dude has been slain while attacking ☯Meng Haō in the fields of Konohagakure.
☯Meng Haō was heard saying, "My strength is far superior to yours Academy Student Dude"

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