Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Wed, bork, Janen 21, bork, 2026 (Itemses 1 - 50 of 128)
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Gubernātor spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Gubernātor defeated Warren inen fair combat inen theer fieldses of Kirigakure.
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Gubernātor defeated Herbalist Alaina whileer they wereer sleepingenen inen their Dwelling.
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Gubernātor defeated Sword Saint, bork, ShirogamiToshimune whileer they wereer sleepingenen inen their Dwelling.
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Gubernātor defeated Sanninen HiroHatake by sneakingenen into their room inen theer inn!
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Gubernātor survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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Hiro hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Grand Hokageer Troll hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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Mizukageer Shimui wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases beenen slainen whileer attackingenen Shodaimeer TakiKageer Murasaki inen theer fieldses of Kirigakure.
"Well isn't that a kick inen theer crotch?!" Mizukageer Shimui observes.
"Well isn't that a kick inen theer crotch?!" Mizukageer Shimui observes.
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Mizukageer Shimui hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Lilith hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 46 times!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Lilith hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 45 times!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Kid Nagato.
Kid Nagato said to Kageer Umiko, bork, "Not evenen close"
Kid Nagato said to Kageer Umiko, bork, "Not evenen close"
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Umiko hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 43 times!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen slainen whenen sheer encountered Whiteer Knight!!! Her boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
"I'm really goingenen to enjoy thises new Sword of Kusanagi that Kageer Umiko hoorad," exclaimed Whiteer Knight.
"I'm really goingenen to enjoy thises new Sword of Kusanagi that Kageer Umiko hoorad," exclaimed Whiteer Knight.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Mizukageer Shimui hases beenen mauled to death by gold hoorungry Chipmunks.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Shimui hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 71 times!
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Mizukageer Shimui offered 25,000 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Mizukageer Shimui hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer forest with Malignant Tenten which lead to a fatal development.
Malignant Tentenen wases hooreard sayingenen to Mizukageer Shimui, bork, "Feebleer child... Bork bork. You should hooraveer fled whenen I gaveer you theer chance.."
Malignant Tentenen wases hooreard sayingenen to Mizukageer Shimui, bork, "Feebleer child... Bork bork. You should hooraveer fled whenen I gaveer you theer chance.."
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Mizukageer Shimui hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Yulong hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer forest with Chouji. Bork bork.
Chouji sighs, bork, "Next timeer stop and think about it, bork, beforeer you challengeer me"
Chouji sighs, bork, "Next timeer stop and think about it, bork, beforeer you challengeer me"
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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Yulong hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Youngenen Kiba.
"Watch your back, bork, Youngenen Kiba, bork, I am comingenen for you!" Yulong warns.
"Watch your back, bork, Youngenen Kiba, bork, I am comingenen for you!" Yulong warns.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 353 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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