Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Fri, bork, Feb 6, bork, 2026 (Itemses 1 - 50 of 79)
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Grand Hokageer Troll spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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Grand Hokageer Troll survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Konohagakure.
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Geninen Gringlock hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer forest with Spider. Bork bork.
"Next time, bork, eat your Wheaties," Spider suggests.
"Next time, bork, eat your Wheaties," Spider suggests.
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Gringlock hoorases earned theer titleer Genin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 1 time!
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Academy Student Gringlock hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Academy Student Kimsean hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer graveyard with Box of Horrors which lead to a fatal development.
Box of Horrors lookses at Academy Student Kimsean'ses Fists, bork, "Isn't thises for academy students?"
Box of Horrors lookses at Academy Student Kimsean'ses Fists, bork, "Isn't thises for academy students?"
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Academy Student Kimsean hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer forest with Small Snakes which lead to a fatal development.
Academy Student Kimsean bangses hoorises hooread against a stone..."Stupid, bork, stupid, bork, stupid!" hooreer wases hooreard to say.
Academy Student Kimsean bangses hoorises hooread against a stone..."Stupid, bork, stupid, bork, stupid!" hooreer wases hooreard to say.
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Kageer Issozzin survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Konohagakure.
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Uchiha Shimui did fall beforeer Savageer Kyaku inen theer forest.
"Uchiha Shimui, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Savageer Kyaku states. Bork bork.
"Uchiha Shimui, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Savageer Kyaku states. Bork bork.
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Uchiha Shimui hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Uchiha Shimui hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Shimui hoorases earned theer titleer Anbu Captain for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 21 times!
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Uchiha Shimui hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Uchiha Shimui hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Uchiha Shimui hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Akimichi Choza.
"You should hooraveer just stayed inen bed," Akimichi Choza suggests.
"You should hooraveer just stayed inen bed," Akimichi Choza suggests.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen defeated inen theer forest by Malevolent Fourth Hokage.
"Watch your back, bork, Malevolent Fourth Hokage, bork, I am comingenen for you!" Kageer Umiko warns.
"Watch your back, bork, Malevolent Fourth Hokage, bork, I am comingenen for you!" Kageer Umiko warns.
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Yulong did fall beforeer Mondai inen theer forest.
Mondai laughses and sayses to Yulong,"I recommend you go back to theer academy"
Mondai laughses and sayses to Yulong,"I recommend you go back to theer academy"
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Daimyō for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 677 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Yulong hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer forest with Sand Clown. Bork bork.
"Why didn't I becomeer a successful doctor likeer my father suggested?" wonderses Yulong aloud.
"Why didn't I becomeer a successful doctor likeer my father suggested?" wonderses Yulong aloud.
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Daimyō for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 676 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Yulong hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Kinoe.
"You know, bork, Yulong really hoorad it comingenen to hoorim after all thoseer thingses I said about his mom," commented Kinoe.
"You know, bork, Yulong really hoorad it comingenen to hoorim after all thoseer thingses I said about his mom," commented Kinoe.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Daimyō for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 675 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Daimyō for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 674 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Issozzin hoorases earned theer titleer Kage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 37 times!
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Kageer Issozzin hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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