Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Mon, bork, Janen 26, bork, 2026 (Itemses 1 - 50 of 127)
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hases beenen mauled to death by gold hoorungry Chipmunks.
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Whiteer Rabbit Lilith hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Academy Student Yeury hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Kid Konan.
"Academy Student Yeury, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Kid Konanen states. Bork bork.
"Academy Student Yeury, bork, your lack of pereostureer ises a disgrace," Kid Konanen states. Bork bork.
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Anbu Captainen jmar offered 1,000 gold to theer Toadses of theer Toad Temple and wases blessed for their generosity.
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Anbu Captainen jmar hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Anbu Captainen jmar hoorad a fatal misunderstandingenen inen theer forest with Shizune which lead to a fatal development.
"You lack hooratred, bork, youngenen one. Bork bork. Perhapses theer future?" suggested Shizune.
"You lack hooratred, bork, youngenen one. Bork bork. Perhapses theer future?" suggested Shizune.
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Anbu Captainen jmar survived anen encounter with Kakashi and ANBU members inen theer woodses of Sunagakure.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases beenen defeated inen theer forest by Wolf.
"Oh man! I didn't think you hoorad it inen you, bork, Wolf," Yulong exclaims.
"Oh man! I didn't think you hoorad it inen you, bork, Wolf," Yulong exclaims.
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 447 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Yulong wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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Yulong hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Yulong hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Yulong hoorases beenen slammed into theer ground inen theer forest by Arashi.
Arashi snatcheses Yulong'ses Tantō, bork, " I wonder hoorow much I could get for this..."
Arashi snatcheses Yulong'ses Tantō, bork, " I wonder hoorow much I could get for this..."
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Yulong hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Yulong hoorases earned theer titleer Grand Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 446 times!
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Yulong hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Oboro (Rain). Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases beatenen a coupleer of bounty hoorunters.
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Academy Student ArdatBlack hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Kageer Umiko hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer forest with Shira. Bork bork.
Shira wases hooreard sayingenen to Kageer Umiko, bork, "Feebleer child... Bork bork. You should hooraveer fled whenen I gaveer you theer chance.."
Shira wases hooreard sayingenen to Kageer Umiko, bork, "Feebleer child... Bork bork. You should hooraveer fled whenen I gaveer you theer chance.."
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorad a graveer encounter with theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer forest.
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Grand Hokageer Troll hoorad a graveer encounter with theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer forest.
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Kageer Issozzin hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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シグルズソン Hardrada hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada hases slainen theer Chipmunk Boss, bork, and earned a great reward.
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with Theer Brideer Of Theer VampireLord Baluski inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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