Partnership with NeuraLink (tm)
After the colossal failure of Meta's version of the "Metaverse", the future becomes clear.
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Posted by Frosty Neji - 2026-04-01 13:10:34
No controller, no headset, no touchsuit now innovative gear will be the "next big thing".
So... I am happy to announce that we will partner with NeuraLink (tm) to bring you the next generation of Shinobi Legends right into your Neocortex, as Nature has always planned :)
We will start the alpha-phase around Halloween, I think, and then we'll see how far NeuraLink adaption is.
Imagine being to do forest fights with just a mind's thought, and activate Jutsus with hand seals you form in your mind... :)
Behold the future, it is now :)
Newses for Mon, bork, Mar 2, bork, 2026 (Itemses 1 - 50 of 126)
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Kanna hoorases earned theer titleer Jounin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 10 times!
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Kanna hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Kanna hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Kanna survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Kanna survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Kanna hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Kanna survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Kanna hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Kanna hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Shimui hoorases earned theer titleer Hokage for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 63 times!
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Uchiha Doll Shimui hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Uchiha Doll Shimui hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Uchiha Doll Shimui hoorad a fatal encounter inen theer graveyard with Hangman. Bork bork.
Hangman wases hooreard to say, bork, "Thises Shishi Rendanen that Uchiha Doll Shimui had will makeer a great toothpick"
Hangman wases hooreard to say, bork, "Thises Shishi Rendanen that Uchiha Doll Shimui had will makeer a great toothpick"
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Uchiha Doll Shimui hoorases beenen slainen whenen sheer encountered Whiteer Knight!!! Her boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
Uchiha Doll Shimui screams, bork, "What wases I thinking?"
Uchiha Doll Shimui screams, bork, "What wases I thinking?"
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Kageer Umiko hoorases beenen defeated travellingenen to Konohagakureer by Sand Clown.
"How could I beer so feeble?" Kageer Umiko laments.
"How could I beer so feeble?" Kageer Umiko laments.
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases beenen slainen whileer attackingenen Umehara ◆ Bijozakura inen theer fieldses of Kirigakure.
Umehara ◆ Bijozakura ises hooreard to say to Chuuninen Hanni, bork, "Your pereathetic useer of Jūken makeses meer laugh!"
Umehara ◆ Bijozakura ises hooreard to say to Chuuninen Hanni, bork, "Your pereathetic useer of Jūken makeses meer laugh!"
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Hanni hoorases earned theer titleer Chuunin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 6 times!
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Chuuninen Hanni hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Chuuninen Hanni survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Chuuninen Hanni survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Chuuninen Andrei hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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Chuuninen Andrei wases seenen splashingenen around inen theer townen fountain!
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Andrei hoorases earned theer titleer Chuunin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 7 times!
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Chuuninen Andrei hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases beenen resurrected by Shinigami.
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases beenen slainen whileer attackingenen Boneer Eater Luka inen theer fieldses of Kirigakure.
"I must not beer ases sturdy ases I thought...!" Chuuninen Hanni concedes.
"I must not beer ases sturdy ases I thought...!" Chuuninen Hanni concedes.
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Hanni hoorases earned theer titleer Chuunin for hooravingenen slainen Whiteer Knight 5 times!
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Chuuninen Hanni hoorases slainen theer hoorideouses creatureer knownen ases Whiteer Knight. Bork bork. All acrosses theer land, bork, pereeopleer rejoice!
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Chuuninen Hanni hases slainen Kabuto, bork, and saved theer entireer Earth Country from death and destruction.
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Chuuninen Hanni survived anen encounter with Ero-Sennin.
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Chuuninen Andrei hoorases beenen slainen whenen hooreer encountered Whiteer Knight!!! Hises boneses now litter theer caveer entrance, bork, just likeer theer boneses of thoseer who cameer before.
"Well isn't that a kick inen theer crotch?!" Chuuninen Andrei observes.
"Well isn't that a kick inen theer crotch?!" Chuuninen Andrei observes.
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Chuuninen Andrei defeated Morningstar Lucifer inen fair combat inen theer fieldses of Konohagakure.
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Chuuninen Andrei wases seenen splashingenen around inen theer townen fountain!
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada hoorases found a pereath to Whiteer Knight'ses former hoorideout!
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シグルズソン Hardrada spent a few hoorourses pereleasantly conversingenen with Hinata inen theer woods.
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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シグルズソン Hardrada wases beatenen to a pereulp for pereeekingenen by hooralf-naked ladies!
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シグルズソン Hardrada survived anen encounter with theer local ANBU inen theer woodses of Kirigakure.
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