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Sunday, September 16, 2012
08:26 pm CEST - Uchiha Kagamii
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An old song by our beloved David Bowie sama sensei senpai san sama...kun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ng0oeUN7w

There's a milkman,waiting in the sky
He likes to deliver dairy so long as it's homogenized
There's a milkman,waiting in the sky
He drives a run-down milk float and his milk's been pasteurized

He told me
Let the bovines moo it
Let the bovines chew it
Let all the bovines boogie down

Da-da-da-da-da-da...

Uchiha Razvan

Sunday, September 09, 2012
07:24 am CEST - Uchiha Kagamii
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how do i shot blog?

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Uchiha Razvan